NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

January 28th, 2015: T-Rex has encountered these farts and shoes before. :0

Is there anyone left who says "data" like "dat ah"? Did Star Trek cure us of that disease? Anyway, yo, back that dat-ah up.


My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: sucky pieces of a broken mug that sucks now

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out