What are the haps my friends

January 28th, 2015: T-Rex has encountered these farts and shoes before. :0

Is there anyone left who says "data" like "dat ah"? Did Star Trek cure us of that disease? Anyway, yo, back that dat-ah up.

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One year ago today: sucky pieces of a broken mug that sucks now

– Ryan

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