March 19th, 2015: I made a shirt that's only available for a few days! :0 CHECK IT OUT:

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: PRO TIP: only say "spring has sprang" if you want people who think they know more words than you to talk to you

– Ryan