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April 6th, 2015: HOLY CRAP, I just realized "assumed identity" means that you've ASSUMED it, not that everyone just ASSUMED you were who you said you were. MY MIND, SHE IS BLOWN.

Hey guess what! A bunch of my discontinued shirt designs are now RE-CONTINUED, thanks to a new site called T Shirt Diplomacy, which also has... aliens designing shirts too? And friends! Anyway, c-c-check it out :0


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: IF YOU HAVE FOUND THIS COMIC BECAUSE YOU ARE DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR TCP TUNING PARAMETER ADVICE: hah hah hah oh wow i'm so sorry

– Ryan

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