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May 20th, 2015: IMPORTANT NEWS: the DC Stressful Problem Generator is now online!

Hey I made a new shirt! It's to celebrate how it's almost summer so we can all bike again. BIKES ARE AWESOME:


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i was so tired i forgot to feel bad about being so tired, OH WELL

– Ryan

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