May 29th, 2015: Everyone check it out! I made socks! AWESOME SOCKS.

They feature T-Rex roaring above a cityscape and you can also see his SPOOKY SKELETON :0

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: how to write a scene of quiet contemplation IN ALL CAPS

– Ryan