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June 5th, 2015: What STILL even is a Star Wars, I might add?


LAST DAY for this shirt!! Which shirt? THIS SHIRT:

Father's Day is coming up and this year I've got your back! What is the best gift for all dads, but your dad in particular? Well clearly it's a #1 Dad shirt, but one that is legally binding:

This is a limited-time design that will ship in time for Father's Day!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: shoop shows up in dinosaur comics every few years. the reason is that if this were not the case, shoop would show up in dinosaur comics every few hours.

– Ryan

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