What are the haps my friends

August 3rd, 2015: The talking donkey in the Bible never even gets a name! I propose we call her... "Chatty McVocalcords". It is a reasonable name that will fit into the other names in the Bible nicely.

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One year ago today: These links are SICK. They are DISEASED and CONTAMINATED. They are HELLA VIRAL.

– Ryan

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