RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


August 26th, 2015: An earlier draft featured these lines:

T-REX: Wow. WOW. That's the worst relationship advice I've ever heard, and I once took relationship advice from Burger King!
UTAHRAPTOR: What was the advice?
T-REX: He told me to "have it your way".

Anyway at that point I entirely rewrote the comic for reasons that I hope are clear??


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: it was just lucky for david that people's minds were printed in English. phew, am i right??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out