October 26th, 2015: The "theoretical" part is to allow PhDs in alternate universes, in which perhaps just one thing was changed leading to a vastly different tomorrow?? So keep an eye out today for what that one thing might be.

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One year ago today: let us presuppose that in all renditions of deities, unless it is explicitly stated in canon that they do NOT have laser vision, then they absolutely do have laser vision

– Ryan