What are the haps my friends

November 25th, 2015: If you ever meet someone who studies Greek myths and they ask who your favourite character is, say "Thamus because he's good at boats" and you will instantly earn their respect, I PROMISE.

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One year ago today: it's a little thing called "nobody tells me rumours anyway??"

– Ryan

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