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December 25th, 2015: That's it for 2015, everyone! For the rest of the year I will run some KLASSIC KOMICS, and then we'll be back for 2016 and what I can only describe as... funny jokes, featuring dinosaurs??


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: NORAD has tracked His movements for half a century, for all we can do is stand mutely and watch as He seeds His madness.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out