RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


January 6th, 2016: Uh T-Rex is a fictional character and definitely not me, RIAA.

ANYWAY, SEE BELOW:


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...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: alternative saddest one-word story: "ennui"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out