T-Rex: One day everyone on Earth became immortal. They could no longer be killed!
T-Rex: This was TERRIFIC news for people who had gotten used to being alive!
T-Rex: But it was bad news for farmers, butchers, and anyone who relied on sellin' food. Their product was NO LONGER MANDATORY. Dromiceiomimus: But surely folks would still eat for pleasure! T-Rex: Oh sure, they could... IF THE PLANTS AND ANIMALS WEREN'T IMMORTAL TOO??
Utahraptor: Wait, EVERYONE on Earth is immortal? T-Rex: That's what I said, yo!
T-Rex: Now swatting wasps JUST MADE THEM ANGRIER. Antibiotics were useless, immortal parasites only multiplied inside their hosts, and everything you ate came out the other end as alive as when it went in - only now it craved REVENGE. Utahraptor: Ew.
T-Rex: I call my tale, "A Story To Console Your Kid With When A Beloved Grandparent Dies, For Now The Child Will Understand The Necessity of Death". Off panel: That's a horrible title. T-Rex: A.K.A, "WASPOCOLYPSE 2000". Off panel: ...I'm listening
What are the haps my friends
i hope you like high fives
March 11th, 2016:I have a new book coming out! It is called Romeo and/or Juliet and I think you will like it. That's what I think! I'm not gonna lie about it!!
