What are the haps my friends

March 28th, 2016: I keep talking about Romeo and/or Juliet but I still think it's a rad book! YOU SHOULD BUY IT; I DUNNO

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: this is not the first time t-rex has whispered "boners". this is, as well, definitely not the last time

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out