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April 8th, 2016: Don't worry though, The Monster At The End of This Book is STILL AMAZING and holds up perfectly! So just like that book and you'll be fine forever.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: too late, something called "sex scenes for horses" is already in your browser cache

– Ryan

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