T-Rex: My friends, I come to you with EXCITING NEWS: I checked, and there really IS nothing in the United States constitution that says a dog can't be President!!
T-Rex: I AM DEADLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.

T-Rex: The phrase "so yeah SORRY, a dog can't be president" shows up precisely zero times!!

Dromiceiomimus: Doesn't the constitution say something NOT-UNPROBLEMATIC about only a "natural born Citizen who has attained the Age of 35 years" being allowed?
T-Rex: Sure! But do they mean 35 regular years... or 35 DOG years? I'll tell you what: IT DOES NOT SPECIFY. That, my friend, is one HELLA debatable founding document. And are dogs citizens? THIS constitutional scholar says: yes!

Utahraptor: Surely if Americans wanted a pupper President, they would've said so!
T-Rex: Hah!

T-Rex: I could just as easily say if they DIDN'T want President Dog they would've said so. Guess what? THEY HAVEN'T. In fact, they've amended the constitution 33 times, but CLEARLY felt things like "no booze" or "lol booze is okay now, nvm" were more pressing matters. Conclusion?
T-Rex: THE PUBLIC WANTS PRESIDENT DOG.

Narrator: "THE CAMPAIGN FOR A DOG WHO IS PRESIDENT"
Narrator: ALTERNATIVELY, "THE CAMPAIGN FOR AN ACTUAL AMENDMENT IN THE CONSTITUTION THAT SAYS A DOG CAN'T BE PRESIDENT"
T-Rex: Guess what?!
T-Rex: Either would be equally amazing!!