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What are the haps my friends


May 9th, 2016: We're coming up on the 10th anniversary of the Everest Eliminator! I THINK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME. OKAY, SOME OF THE TIME. THREE TIMES IN TEN YEARS.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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One year ago today: the technology to create this platform is within our reach, we must but grasp it... sexily

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out