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May 25th, 2016: Hey, have you preordered my new book, Romeo and/or Juliet? If you have you can win FREE ART and a li'l note from me! And if you haven't, preorder it and then win FREE ART and a li'l note from me!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: here are only the seven different stories and the only, like, three good ones

– Ryan

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