What are the haps my friends

June 8th, 2016: Hey, have you preordered my new book, Romeo and/or Juliet? IT IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: utahraptor, god: i'm gonna have to take off fifteen points here for all these sick disses, it's harsh but you knew the risks

– Ryan

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