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June 15th, 2016: Hey, have you ordered my new book, Romeo and/or Juliet? IT IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: only if i can open a new "tab" at the bar

– Ryan

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