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August 29th, 2016: After exhaustively trying all emotions I can confirm these are the best; I did the work so you don't have to; don't waste your time with inferior emotions.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: after i wrote it, i realized this comic actually works PRETTY WELL for parents to send to non-parent friends too! it is... the universal comic??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out