October 5th, 2016: Thank you for reading my comic today! I actually wrote it SPECIFICALLY to be read, so this is working out great!!

I'm off to NEW YORK COMIC CON today, and if you're there, let's hang out! Here's where to find me.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: better living through chemist-- i mean, through advances in nihilist philosophy

– Ryan