October 24th, 2016: Phew! What a safe comic after all that spooky All Hallow's Eve terror. I for one can feel my sanity returning!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: Oh, to be the one who looked at mushrooms and said "My pals died after eating THESE spore-bearing fungi, but I bet these OTHER spore-bearing fungi are delicious. And when I'm done, I'm gonna see what these nightmare monsters from the briney deep taste like".

– Ryan