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November 21st, 2016: I am back in Canada! Miami was great and here is a thing: it has FREE PUBLIC TRANSIT downtown. It felt so civilized it was like living in the future. Good job, Miami!!


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One year ago today: and yea, thus did the ancient greeks reach down to us through time and say, "we tried to warn you about The Godfather Part ]|["

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out