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What are the haps my friends


November 28th, 2016: I found a shirt in my closet that I didn't recognize and I'd never worn before, but I tried it on and it fit... perfectly? So I'm wearing this mystery shirt now and hopefully it's not, I don't know, HORRIBLY CURSED or something?? I will keep you updated if my shirt ends up being horribly cursed; THIS I SWEAR.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i like to imagine the person who has been reading dinosaur comics for over a decade, being all "oh wow, a scene from a universe where hats didn't get invented until just now! FINALLY"

– Ryan

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