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April 5th, 2017: I wanted to thank Thomas for the email about how French rap changed her life, drastically altering the course of her entire existence for the better!! I always suspected that these things were possible with French rap, but it was really nice to see it confirmed!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: money doesn't grow on trees (*revs chainsaw*) not on MY watch

– Ryan

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