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April 21st, 2017: Are the uses of "oh no" a stealth shout out to Webcomic Name? I DECLARE IT SO, I LOVE THAT COMIC


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: so you've been cursed by the gods! but wait: there's MORE

– Ryan

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