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What are the haps my friends


May 5th, 2017: I realized I could do this YEARS AGO and forgot (or... the memory was erased from my mind by JEALOUS WIZARDS??) so anyway now it's public and only a CABAL of wizards could possibly put this genie back in the bottle!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: ryan we also need to discuss the difference between arithmetic and math

– Ryan

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