June 23rd, 2017 
is that BEEP BEEP BEEP a fire alarm, or is it the much more specialized, and much more coveted "your grilled cheese is nearby so come get some" alarm?? it is truly impossible to say




The haps: I am Kickstarting a new book! It's called WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE PUNCHES A FRIGGIN' SHARK and/or other stories and it's gonna be great, in my not-at-all-biased opinion!!

– Ryan

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