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later: the world's largest diamond is extremely disappointing, we're all expecting something cartoonishly large, like the size of an extra-large pizza, MINIMUM, but then when you see it you can fit it in your hand and you realize cartoons have ruined us for reality, the end | ||
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The haps: I am Kickstarting a new book! It's called WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE PUNCHES A FRIGGIN' SHARK and/or other stories and it's gonna be great, in my not-at-all-biased opinion!! | ||
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