What are the haps my friends

September 1st, 2017: If you're wondering about that horsepox recreation, here you go. We Canadians did it; SORRY EVERYONE

I am in Seattle, so sorry if these comics are posting late! In Seattle time, they're actually right on time! Seattle, man. I don't know what to tell you!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: ATTENTION FUTURE GENERATIONS: this was the sort of thing we worried about before we could upload our brains to computers and live a lifetime in a second in the cyberverse. i imagine you have much greater things to worry about now.

– Ryan

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