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September 18th, 2017: LOOK WHAT ME AND MY NEW FRIENDS MADE, I GOT SLOPPY DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE EXCLUSIVELY FOR THIS:


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: if you have a couple tattoo where one has "together" and the other has "forever", just change them to "together is just a word" and "forever is an ideal i could not achieve, even with the reduced semantics of 'forever' meaning 'just within own lifetime'". hooray! what cool tattoos you have now!

– Ryan

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