God: T-REX OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOU WILL GET A BIG SURPRISE
T-Rex: Can do!!

God: UH
God: YOUR EYES ARE STILL OPEN

T-Rex: Yeah, I wanna see what it is! Any surprise that's going inside THIS gaping maw will be visually observed first. The only things going into my open mouth without me observing them are the eight spiders a year I swallow while sleeping!

Utahraptor: That's a super fake statistic, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Even better! Frankly, it's a relief!!

God: THE BIG SURPRISE WAS GOING TO BE THE ABILITY TO FIRE LIGHTNING OUT OF YOUR EYES
T-Rex: I had to open my mouth for that?
God: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
God: YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS

God: OR AS WE SAY UP HERE
God: YOU CAN'T FIRE LIGHTNING OUT OF YOUR EYES WITHOUT CATASTROPHICALLY UPGRADING A FEW INTERNAL ORGANS AND SKELETAL STRUCTURES
T-Rex: Yeah that makes sense
T-Rex: I have no further questions