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November 3rd, 2017: UPDATE: THANKS TO RAHIM FOR LETTING ME KNOW VENGEFULNESS DAY IS A THING


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: NO, I didn't "VANDALIZE ANY NON-CHICKEN ARTICLE". GOSH.

– Ryan

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