What are the haps my friends

February 28th, 2018: You can trust me: I've kissed over THREE different people, and the all came back for more!!

I'm at ECCC starting tomorrow, at table O4! COME SAY HELLO

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: tag yourself, i'm the dew in a tiny tea cup

– Ryan

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