T-Rex: Ah yes, time to listen to the greatest hits of the 90s! Why would I listen to any OTHER songs from that particular time period?
T-Rex: ANY SUCH SONGS HAVE ALREADY BEEN JUDGED TO BE INFERIOR.
Dromiceiomimus: When you go out to eat, do you order only the most popular items?
T-Rex: From now on, Dromiceiomimus, YES! I will go to the most popular restaurant (McDonalds) and I will order the most popular item (a Large Macmillan), and that is IT. If the McRib really WERE that great, they’d keep it around for more than a limited time, for real.
Dromiceiomimus: oh god
Utahraptor: I thought you were all about CURATING your media consumption, and I guess food consumption too?
T-Rex: NOT ANYMORE!
T-Rex: It's time to admit: we live in an era of mass consumption, and I'm THROUGH defining myself in opposition to it! And now, to spend my day watching ONLY the most popular videos on YouTube and reading ONLY the most shared viral content on Facebook!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: 〚crying black tears〛 no regrets
