What are the haps my friends

July 13th, 2018: When I wrote this I had some pain in my finger, but it's gone now!! So probably everything is fine forever which is great!

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: a batman implies the existence of a plant lady, therefore plant ladies exist. q.e.d.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out