T-Rex: Oh, the year was 1778!
God: HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW
T-Rex: A letter of marque came from the king...
T-Rex: ...to the scummiest vessel I've ever seen!
T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus: God damn them all!
Dromiceiomimus: I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
Utahraptor: We'd fire no guns
T-Rex and Utahraptor: shed no teaaaaars!
Utahraptor: Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
T-Rex: The last of Barrett's Privateers
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE EMOJI UNIVERSE:
T-Rex: ?️1️⃣️7️⃣️7️⃣️8️⃣️ ?️?️ ✉️?️?️⛵️? ☁️☇???? ?️?️?️??️?️ ?️?️?️?️ ?️?️?️??️?️ ?️?️@ ?☠️️
T-Rex: NAILED IT
