T-Rex: Science has made a lot of progress over the past few centuries! For example, in the past we didn't know how to make computers, but now here on Earth we have manufactured well over FIFTEEN different computers!
T-Rex: Which is, I must say, more than philosophy can claim!
T-Rex: Where's the progress in philosophy, the bold new world-changing ideas there? Heck, we're still debating the things that PLATO and ARISTOTLE said, and they're ANCIENT GREEKS! The civilization they came from no longer exists and neither of them ever sent a Snapchat IN THEIR LIVES, but we're still stuck on what they thought! Maybe it's time for some new ideas, PHILOSOPHY.
Utahraptor: Ah, but you're assuming that "new" means "better"!
T-Rex: Because it does!
Utahraptor: But if "new" is "better", that implies that "old" is "worse", which forces you to concede that old easily-replaced computers are crappy, while old philosophies - since they haven't been superseded - must therefore have some timeless value. Otherwise they'd be replaced!
Narrator: BUT THEN ALL PHILOSOPHY IS REPLACED WITH A VERSION 2.0 BLOCKCHAIN-BACKED SERVICE PACK:
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: I feel like it's time to admit that when it comes to reality, MISTAKES WERE MADE.
