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What are the haps my friends


October 9th, 2018: TONIGHT! BOSTON! I'm doing an event at the Brookline Booksmith AND it features an 11-year-old scifi author, Oriana, who is opening for me! It's going to be GREAT.

HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING IS OUT NOW, aaaahhhhh!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: actually not every living thing can fire water out of their eyes. sorry every living thing. sorry for making you sound cooler than you are

– Ryan

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