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What are the haps my friends


October 19th, 2018: Who do I know who likes spicy food and regret? Please form an orderly line.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: this comic is inspired by me wondering about "take out" "take away" "to go", and other such different but equivalent phrases while in England, which is like Canada, but with better flavours of potato chips (cheese and onion, prawn) and worse names for them ("crisps")

– Ryan

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