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January 11th, 2019: I GOT SOME OPINIONS ABOUT TREES


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One year ago today: i will go to my grave arguing that the belief there's only six types of stories is incredibly and uselessly reductive, and that's without even getting into the mythic form of RoboCop VS A Coffeeshop AU Version of Terminator.

– Ryan

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