January 21st, 2019: This comic is brought to you by my larger planet-sized backup brain, made by ensuring the initial conditions of that giant brain match my the current conditions of my own. – Ryan
December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET
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