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February 4th, 2019: FEBRUARY 9th - where are you going to be? Hopefully in SAN FRANCISCO, where I'll be there for TWO free events!! Hopefully I will see you there too??


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One year ago today: it is a truth universally acknowledged that even if you don't normally keep your promises... you might for batman

– Ryan

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