T-Rex: Friends! I made a mistake yesterday!
T-Rex: It was a big one, friends!!
T-Rex: And yes, while I feel bad when I think about it, I also feel good, because it wasn't the BIGGEST mistake I've ever made. Could've been worse! And even if it were, it'd be nowhere near the biggest mistake ANYONE'S ever made! I simply don't have that kind of power to screw up that badly!!
Utahraptor: And that's good?
T-Rex: That's absolutely good!
T-Rex: When I look at all my little screwups and imagine how bad they'd be if ACTUAL LIVES hung in the balance - I can't help but say "phew, I'm glad our leaders are more responsible than I am"!
Utahraptor: But what if I told you EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES AND MORE POWER JUST MAKES YOUR MISTAKES MORE POWERFUL??
T-Rex: Then I'd say that's both terrifying AND suggests that our leaders don't have any special competency above the rest of us, which would be the last of my childhood illusions disappearing!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Noooooooooooooo
