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What are the haps my friends


April 3rd, 2019: DUNFERMLINE WAS GREAT!! Thank you to everyone who came out - and particular thanks to the women who made me Nanaimo bars, giving me a taste of Canada!! - and I hope I can come back really soon!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: coming this fall: sassy on social

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out