What are the haps my friends

April 10th, 2019: The nice thing about Waluigi having so few appearances is you can memorize every Waluigi fact easily. And in that way, you can carry him with you... always.

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One year ago today: i read a scifi story when i was a kid about a guy who knew he was going to die in 8 hours, so he spent that time being interviewed by a computer, and when his body died he was reborn inside the machine. as a kid i thought that was way too short to capture someone and as an adult I can speak with authority: the guy died and whatever was reborn inside the computer was Different; at best, it suffers only the delusion of humanity. okay bye

– Ryan

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