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April 10th, 2019: The nice thing about Waluigi having so few appearances is you can memorize every Waluigi fact easily. And in that way, you can carry him with you... always.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

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One year ago today: i read a scifi story when i was a kid about a guy who knew he was going to die in 8 hours, so he spent that time being interviewed by a computer, and when his body died he was reborn inside the machine. as a kid i thought that was way too short to capture someone and as an adult I can speak with authority: the guy died and whatever was reborn inside the computer was Different; at best, it suffers only the delusion of humanity. okay bye

– Ryan

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