May 22nd, 2019: VanCAF was great and it was so amazing to meet readers who have been reading Dinosaur Comics for over a decade, in some cases since just about day one! Thank you all for coming out and for being, TO A PERSON, extremely rad.

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

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