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August 5th, 2019: Hey, let's take a look at some Zuck blog entries from 2003!

"I'm a little intoxicated, not gonna lie. So what if it's not even 10 pm and it's a Tuesday night? What? The Kirkland dormitory facebook is open on my desktop and some of these people have pretty horrendiedous facebook pics. I almost want to put some of these faces next to pictures of some farm animals and have people vote on which is more attractive."

The next morning: "Yea, it's on. I'm not exactly sure how the farm animals are going to fit into this whole thing (you can't really ever be sure with farm animals ...), but I like the idea of comparing two people together."

LITERALLY CLASSIC ZUCK


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One year ago today: "I was so busy I forgot to eat" YEAH WELL I WAS SO BUSY I FORGOT TO RESPIRATE AND TO DIRECT MY CELLS TO PRACTICE CELL DIVISION WITHIN MY BODY

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