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What are the haps my friends


September 6th, 2019: I sure am good at writing ironically bad raps!! Unless you liked them, in which case: I sure am good at writing sincerely good raps!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: sorry about your fate and also era's knowledge of disease, bro!

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out